Bruno Mars Is Creepy
I can’t explain it, there’s just something so off putting about him to me…
But he was in the dream I had when I woke up this morning, and in the dream, he was not creepy at all - he was actually really sweet. I think it may have been a subconcious thing, because I wake up to my local pop station on the radio and they have a commercial that includes quotes from local people about certain bands/singers. One of them is a lady who says “he needs to teach men how to be” or something along those lines.
The dream was weird, too. I don’t remember the whole thing, but here’s what I do remember:
I was having a conversation with my mom about dating and how I don’t have time for it, then we started talking about me getting a job, but with my crazy school schedule, it doesn’t work out so well. She started suggesting different places I could work, and then whatever search she was running lead her to businesses outside of our city and then state. I told her that if I was going to get a job out of town, it would be in NY at some famous makeup company that I’d already applied to.
Next thing I know, I’m at this famous makeup company for an interview, but we were all in fancy attire. Some lady came in speaking gibberish and the interviewer excused herself to deal with this lady.
Then I forget.
Somehow the scene changed and I was a skateboarder, riding around a locked warehouse parking lot late at night driving the security nuts because I was angry at the owner. When I got back over the fence, Bruno Mars was there and offered me a ride, so I took it.
We started driving and chatting. Apparently, he had a thing against the warehouse owner too - the guy was a music producer who kept looking for the next big “cheap” thing and disrespecting real artists. I don’t even remember my reason for not liking him… something about the way he treated his employees.
While driving around, we ended up at the busiest gas station I’ve ever seen in my life. We got out to do the gas and Jessica Alba was there and I was back in my evening wear from the interview. She looked at me like I was familiar and she looked at Bruno like he wasn’t. I rolled my eyes and said to him “do like this with your hair” motioning for him to fluff it up higher, because it was actually in a normal hairstyle.
Somehow he and Jessica started talking about heartbreak and she gave him some advice on getting over his ex fiancee (has he even ever had a fiancee?) and when he got back into the car I said something along the lines of, “I agree with Jessica, but I would like to add one thing - you loved her, she was special to you and that’s not something that’s easy to get over. And you shouldn’t. You should embrace it for what it was, and when you’re ready, you should move on. But don’t force it.”
He was holding this mega ring that was apparently the one he gave this girl. He looked at the ring and then looked at me and sighed, “you’re right.” I told him the ring was really pretty and said, “That’s probably one of the first steps, though, you should get rid of the ring. Unless it’s your mom’s…” which he then confirmed by saying “yeah, it is.” So I said, “Well, in that case… don’t get rid of it. But also, don’t carry it around with you - you have to give yourself some space in order to move on.”
He reached down and placed the ring in a little compartment under the radio and when he started to lean back up, his face was very close to mine because of the way I was sitting and he leaned in and kissed me.
The scene changed and it was later on and I was telling him how inappropriate that was and he was like, “then why did you let me kiss you?!” and I said, “because I didn’t want to ruin the moment for you. You’re dealing with a mega loss and rejection and you were at one of your most vulnerable points. If I didn’t let you, it may have affected you emotionally.”
And then I woke up.
Seriously.
This is the kind of dream I have all the time!
Just thought I’d share. :)
