January 2012
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The hard thing is this: get ready, because more is coming. SOPA is simply a reversion of COICA, which was purposed last year, which did not pass. And all of this goes back to the failure of the DMCA to disallow sharing as a technical means. And the DMCA goes back to the Audio Home Recording Act, which horrified those industries. Because the whole business of actually suggesting that someone is...
“Just discovered that Seth Meyers from SNL and Josh Meyers from MADtv are...”
– Yup. True story.
“Drama is like glitter. It’s really flashy and tons of fun, but you...”
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“So, I was thinking - a Jurassic Park/Star Wars mashup would be pretty awesome....”
– TH Brookes
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December 2011
14 posts
Don't You Just Hate That?
I had something super clever to say, and I can’t remember what it was! It popped into my head for a second and a half while I was looking through my tumblr feed, then I clicked the next page button and totally forgot it. =/
If you think of it, let me know.
What The Hell?!
So, I posted last week about how I was assaulted and mugged, right?
My bank charged me $7.50 to replace my stolen card, but they didn’t tell me I would be charged.
And the MVA charged me $20 for my stolen ID.
That’s like adding insult to injury. Literally.
That also doesn’t include the original $5 that was in the wallet when it was stolen.
Our grand total of theft at this...
My Friend Is Married!
I just wanted to say that I had SO much fun at the wedding.
The bride looked absolutely amazing. The gown was ivory and although it was a rental, it matched her veil perfectly and her veil was the same one that her mom wore at her own wedding in the early 1980s.
She was laughing throughout the ceremony, which was really funny, but every time the groom looked at her, he started laughing, which...
My Friend Is Getting Married in 10hrs!
I’m so excited!
Why am I still up??
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Pls don’t take my butter omfg
what the fuck
It’s a shame Norwegians can’t churn vowels into butter.
Who made Brüno the butter spokesperson of Norway? Just remember Norwegians, It Gets...
My Life
I was mugged on the street by a guy in a mask.
And I’m too afraid to go to sleep in my locked house.
Scenarios keep going through my head of what I could have done.
Some of them practical.
All of them in the past.
I’m pathetic.
I Was Mugged Today
As I told the police:
I was on my way to the bus stop to head off to school. I was about a block and a half away from home when it happened. I heard someone coming up behind me, and I moved off to the side to let them by, in case they wanted to pass me.
I kinda’ got sick feeling in my stomach when I heard the footsteps getting louder, rapidly, but that’s just because I can be a bit...
Wow. I Am Such A Girl...
I just walked into the bathroom, looked in the mirror and thought,
“Hey, Dev was right… my eyes do look really blue with this mascara… wow, I look really cute… *smile* I should totally take a picture of myself right now… where’s my camera…?”
All in about 3 seconds.
:P
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Oh dear...
We’re having 8 people for lunch tomorrow, so I made an awesome spaghetti sauce/primavera. It’s like, seriously amazing. SO GOOD.
And then I made the pasta. Slightly overcooked. Urgh.
I put the hot water up for the pasta and was going to wash the dishes that were in the sink to get them out of the way so I could drain the pasta when it was ready. And then my sister got in the...
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Bruno Mars Is Creepy
I can’t explain it, there’s just something so off putting about him to me…
But he was in the dream I had when I woke up this morning, and in the dream, he was not creepy at all - he was actually really sweet. I think it may have been a subconcious thing, because I wake up to my local pop station on the radio and they have a commercial that includes quotes from local people about...
July 2011
6 posts
this senior prank is awesome omg
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they’re all cups. FILLED with water.
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Omigosh! My friend and I wanted to do something like this when we graduated! But we didn’t. :/
I don't really do the whole horoscope thing, but... →
There Are No Words...
My aunt gave my sister some money for her high school graduation and my sister held off on sending a thank you note in order to send all of the thank yous at the same time.
A couple of weeks ago, she sat down, wrote out all the thank you notes, double checked addresses and put stamps on the envelopes.
A few days later, we got a phone call from my aunt… Apparently, my sister sent her a...
June 2011
2 posts
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Om Nom Nom
So, my school is having a BBQ on Friday and each class is required to bring something to supplement the party somehow.
My class has only three people (me included), and we’re in charge of dessert.
One of my classmates is bringing brownies, and the other is bringing apple pie.
I’m still not sure what I’m gonna’ bring.
I’ve decided to go with something different...
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May 2011
8 posts
And Yet Another Weird Experience...
So, I was just showing my mom something funny, and it had the caption “These are not the droids you’re looking for…” and now I’m watching S2E5 of Supernatural, and one of the characters just said, “these are not the droids you’re looking for.”
First the hook man, now this?
Gotta’ say, this is a little odd.
“…and then I changed the o-pay-kissy of it to about 50%…”
– I believe she was trying to say “opacity”…
“I’m at school and I’m supposed to be working on a class assignment...”
– I know I’m the only one who loses out if I don’t do my work, I just wish my teacher would stop talking down to me like I’m an idiot.
So... I Got A Cut and Fainted
True story.
My body doesn’t react well to trauma, and I’ve known that for ages, but while I’ve gotten really dizzy and seen “snow” for several minutes, I’ve never actually fainted.
Well, at least, until Friday night.
We had family friends over for dinner, I was cutting an avocado and the knife slipped. As soon as I saw/felt it break skin, I ran into the...
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Life Imitates Art
I recently started watching the show Supernatural. I know, I’m a little late to be jumping on the bandwagon, but I only heard about it recently, so I was a bit surprised it’s been on for 6 seasons already.
Anywho, I’ve started from the beginning so that I can catch up and understand the full story line, instead of trying to figure out what’s going on in the most recent...
Miss Prow-nun-see-ay-shun
Being the daughter of an editor, I’m sort of stringent on proper grammar, spelling, and pronunciation.
I know that I’m not perfect, in fact, looking back at some of my posts, I’ve noticed typos that I just haven’t been motivated to change. To be honest, I’m a terrible fiend when it comes to commas (I’ve been told by many a teacher that I WAY overuse my commas),...
December 2010
4 posts
When you try to stay awake in class
Funny… I’m actually doing this right now. In class. :P
“If I were a windmill, I would be generating a TON of electricity.”
– Yeah, it’s that windy outside.
My Pinky Is A Size 7
We had a lady come into our store several weeks ago and ask to see our rings. “I have really fat fingers”, she said, and after I sympathized with her, I felt like an idiot. Her ring finger is a size 5.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
DUDE! YOUR FINGERS ARE NOT FAT!
MY PINKY IS A SIZE 7!!!
You know, it’s people like her that make people like me feel disgusting about themselves.
...
I'm An Idiot
It’s true.
Here’s my schedule these days:
Sunday:
Work from 11am-4pm
Monday:
Wake up around 6-6:30am
Leave house between 7-7:30am (7:45 latest)
School from 8:30am-12:30pm
Travel to work 12:30pm-2pm
Work from 2pm-6:30pm
Get home around 7-7:30pm
Tuesday:
See Monday
Wednesday:
Wake up around 6-6:30am
Leave house between 7-7:30am (7:45 latest)
School from...
November 2010
4 posts
THAT'S The Kind Of Guy I Want!
A little while ago, a customer came into the store where I work.
I was doing stuff in the back, but my coworker asked me to go up front while she was dealing with something. I went to the front of the store and asked this customer if he needed any help with anything. His response was “No, but thank you very much for asking,” and he said it with such a huge, sincere smile, like it...
For some reason, reading "fine, whatever" in a...
Over WHAT!?
I just saw a video that someone posted on youtube with their thoughts on Black Friday and a clip from a Target that they were reposting to make their point stronger.
In the clip, you see the security guards (or police… I can’t really tell) open the doors for the awaiting mob, and after the first 10ish people come whooping through the door, two people fall. At least a minute and 20...
WHAT NATIONAL DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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Mine: May 9 is … Lost Sock Memorial Day
March 5th: Multiple Personalities Day.
November 3 is … Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day
February 22nd: Be Humble Day.
August 22 is … Be An Angel Day
Guess everyday is my birthday…
February 24th: National...
October 2010
1 post
I Think I Think Like A Spy...
Either that or I’m completely paranoid.
I’m sitting here at the bagel place I used to sit at before work. Ironically, I’m here before work.
When I walked into the side seating area, there were two tables taken - one across the room, occupied by four people, and one right near the entrance, occupied by one. And he was facing away from the door at an opposing wall.
I walked...
September 2010
1 post
A German's View On Islam
I just received this in an email, and I think it’s very direct. The editing is awful, the grammar isn’t so good in some places, and I’m not taking the time to fix it. :PBut I think it’s something that people should hear. I think it’s something people should read, and I think it’s something people should be aware of. That’s why I’m posting this now.If...
July 2010
2 posts
"Once Upon A Dream..."
Have you ever had a dream?
I don’t mean the kind where you’re asleep and your imagination runs wild in your subconscious. Or the kind where something amazing happens to you and you still can’t believe it’s real.
I mean the kind of dream where you let your imagination run wild in real, conscious life. A vision you picture yourself in; something fantastical and amazing that...